Teacher: Please Pay A Little Attention. Student: I Am Paying As Quotes

Teacher: Please pay a little attention.
Student: I am paying as little as I can, sir.

A haryanvi jaat recently opened up a new chinese restaurant right next to "yo china" in gurgaon...
And named it

"yo bhi china"..

Aaj subha unki gali se hum nikle,
ajeeb itefaq tha,
phool to fenka unhone,
lekin...........
GAMLAA bhi saath tha!

It is not the fall that kills you,
it is the sudden stop at the end.

Every takeoff is optional.
Every landing is mandatory.

A kid went late for school.
Teacher : Why are you late ?
Kid : Madam, my parents were fighting.
Teacher: So what If they were fighting,
still you could have come on time.
Kid : Actually, my one shoe had been taken by dad and other by mom.

Ishq mein ye anjaam paaya hai,
haath paer toote, muh se khoon aaya hai,
Hospital pahunche to nurso ne yeh farmaaya hai,
"Bahaaron phool barsaao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai.."