A carpenter was working on a building.
He was on the second story using an electric saw,
when he accidentally saws off one of his ears.
He looks down on the ground and,
in hopes of finding his ear and
having it sewn back on,
calls to the men working below.
"Hey, do any of you guys see an ear down there?"

One of the men glances around, then yells up,
"Hey buddy! Is this it?"

Carpenter: "No, mine had a pencil behind it!"

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