Gabbar: Arre O Sambha.. Yeh Sms Padhne Waalaa Insaan Hai Ki Quotes

Gabbar: Arre o sambha.. yeh sms padhne waalaa
insaan hai ki langoor..?
Sambha: Sardaar agar reply kiya to insaan ..
nahi kiya to langoor.
Abhi pataa chal jaayega.

If 10 people in the world miss you,
I am one of them.
If 5 people miss you,
I am one of them.
If one person misses you,
that's me.
If no one misses you, it means
I have also other tasks to do
Mainu hor v kam ne..

God must love stupid people;
he made so many..!

Girls are like Internet Viruses,
they ENTER ur life ,
SCAN ur pockets,
TRANSFER money,
EDIT ur mind,
DOWNLOAD their problems,
DELETE ur smile, and
HANG u forever..

Message na karke dil tor diya mera.
Ab mobile dafna dena.
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal odha dena.
Koi pooche rog kya tha
to nazre jhuka ke apni kanjusi bata dena..

Laughing at myself
I have a friend like You..

We need 101 reasons to love someone.
We need just one reason to hate someone.
But to have a friend like you,
I don't need any reason, I can just say:
"Meri matt maari gayi thi.."