They keep saying the right person will come along;
I think a truck hit mine.

00

English |

funny.jpg

If school is not the place to sleep ,
then home is not a place to study..

02

English |

आई थी मेरी कब्र पे दिया जलाने के लिए
आई थी मेरी कब्र पे दिया जलाने के लिए
पड़ा हुआ तेल भी ले गई
तड़का लगाने के लिए ..

63

Hindi |

Pathan - Moulvi sahab, wazu ke baghair namaz ho jaati hai?
Moulvi - Nahi hoti.
Pathan - Ho jaati hai.
Moulvi - Bhai, nahi hoti.
Pathan - Ho jaati hai, maine khud padh kar dekhi hai..

14

Hindi |

एक घर में 2 गधे थे
एक का नाम था "तू गधा "
और दूसरे का नाम था "मैं गधा "
एक दिन "तू गधा " घर से बाहर गया
तो बताओ घर में कौन बचा ??

42

Hindi |

Someday u'll forget abt me..
my name.. my voice..
who i am and who i am to u..
and if that ever happens..
teri kasam khoon-kharaabaa ho jaayegaa..

03

Hindi

Hum gaye unki gali mein,
bole dil se dil laga lo,
jab dekha uski mummy ko to bole..
Joote, chappal theek kara lo.

00

Hindi

ਨਿਕੰਮੀ ਔਲਾਦ ਦੀ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਘੱਟ ਸੇਵਾ ਕੀਤੀ ਜਾਏ
ਘਰ ਉੰਨਾ ਜ਼ਯਾਦਾ ਤਰੱਕੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ ..

337

Punjabi |

Valentines Special

GF = Where R u.?
BF = I'm At "Bank"

GF = I Need 10,000 For New Cell Phone & 5,000 For New Dress.

BF = Sorry, I Mean I'm At BL00D BANK

"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON":p:D

- Tarun Goma

42

Hindi |

Every tear is a sign of-
Onions,
Every silence is a sign of-
Zero balance,
Every smile is a sign of-
Daily brushing..
LIFE is simple
Don't make it complex..

00

English |

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw
that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers

00

English |

Galat nazar se dekhoge
to har jagah kharaabi lagegi
aur sahi nazar se dekhoge
to har sunder ladki tumhaari bhabhi lagegi.
tumhaaraa bhai.

11

Hindi

Recommended for You »

  1. Mumkin Hai Faasle Aur Faisle Badlein Teekhe Khanjar Aaraam Nahi Dete Jaljale ..
  2. Aap Khafa Ho Gaye To Koi Khushi Na Rahegi Aap Ke ..
  3. From My Rotting Body Flowers Shall Grow And I Am In ..
  4. Purushottam Shri Ramchandraji Ko Lanka Safar Ke Liye 500 Bandaro Ki ..
  5. Makaam E Sood O Ziyan Aa Gaya Hay Phir Jaana Yeh Zakham Mere Sahi Teer ..
  6. Dr To Patient S Friend Agar Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To ..
  7. ऐतराज़ की भला क्या बात है ये किस्सा ओ जाम और वाक्या ए महफ़िल ..
  8. On This Holy Day May His Light Guide Our Path May His ..
  9. परिंदो को मिलेगी मंज़िल एक दिन ये फैले हुए उनके पर ..
  10. If Words Come Out Of Heart They Will Enter The Heart But ..

Share & Let Everyone Read









Draw shape below and click submit button to send us your message:
आओ खेलें

लाल बूढ़क्की छू..

anagram quiz

About Us


Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.

The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..



What's more


moderated-content-kids-safe

Moderated Content

Safe for people of all Age Groups including Children.
sms-api-always-win

API

Display SMS on your Website or Blog at Zero Cost.
rate-content

SMS Rating

Gives You Power to Rate Content.
« Stay In Touch »

Quality Improvement Initiative

Quality Improvement Program

On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.

Sample thumb screenshot

You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.