Whenever I Drive Under A Yellow Light, I Always Kiss My Quotes

Maine kaha Dilruba,
usne kaha Ice-Cream khilaa..
Maine kaha Paise nahi,
usne kaha Aise nahi..
Maine kaha mehngaai hai,
usne kaha Tu bhi mera bhai hai..

Boy asked God : Why she loves rose which dies in a day.
But doesn't love me who dies for her every day.

God replied:




Mast hai, Facebook pe daal. ;-)

Lawyer: Now that we have won,
will you tell me confidentially
if you stole the money?
Client: Well, after hearing you talk in court yesterday,
I am beginning to think I didn't.

Jo is waqt bor ho rahe hain,
Ye PROGRAM sirf unke liye hai.

Batayen Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
kaha lagaya gaya tha..?

Nahi pata..?

Jawab janiye is Break ke baad.

BREAK

- Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay

- Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS

- HERO HONDA dhak dhak go

- Panteen
Katrina ki pasand aur aapki?

- Surf Excel
Dadi ek minute

- Dew
Kyunki dar ke aage jeet hai

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Welcome Back..

Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
.
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Road pe lagaya gaya tha..

A man goes skydiving.
After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip cord to open his parachute
but nothing happens. He tries everything but can't get it open.

Just then another man flies by him, going UP.
The skydiver yells, "Hey, you know anything about parachutes?"
The man replies, "No, you know anything about gas stoves?"