02Whenever I drive under a yellow light,
I always kiss my finger and
tap it on the roof of the car.
- Jared Padalecki
English |
04Ek makhi ek ganje ke sir per baith gayi
to second makhi ne kaha: achcha house khareeda hai.
First makhi ne kaha: abhi toh bas plot hi khareeda hai.
Hindi
01Endegi kutahtar az an ast ke be khosumat bogzarad va ghalbha
- Mukhtar
geramitar az anand ke beshkanand.
farda tolu khahad kard, hata agar ma nabashim.
pas biaeid karte sukhteman ra be yekdigar bedahim!
Persian |
33In our life four things can come any time:
1. Love
2. Friendship
3. Money
4. ????
4. Susu
Hindi
20Teacher:Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why..?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far.
English |
00Love Never Dies!!
It Remains Forever!!
n Forever..
n Forever..
n Forever..
Only Partner Changes..
English
11Galat nazar se dekhoge
to har jagah kharaabi lagegi
aur sahi nazar se dekhoge
to har sunder ladki tumhaari bhabhi lagegi.
tumhaaraa bhai.
Hindi
32Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola Shah Jahaan ka pota..
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola Shah Jahaan ka pota..
Aaj humaaraa bhi bank balance hota agar dada deewana na hota!
Hindi
147Jo is waqt bor ho rahe hain,
Ye PROGRAM sirf unke liye hai.
Batayen Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
kaha lagaya gaya tha..?
Nahi pata..?
Jawab janiye is Break ke baad.
BREAK
- Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay
- Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS
- HERO HONDA dhak dhak go
- Panteen
Katrina ki pasand aur aapki?
- Surf Excel
Dadi ek minute
- Dew
Kyunki dar ke aage jeet hai
.
.
.
Welcome Back..
Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
.
.
Road pe lagaya gaya tha..
Hindi |
31A scholar was lecturing when all the lights in the auditorium went out.
He asked members of the audience to raise their hands.
As soon as they had all complied, the lights went on again.
He then said,
"Prove wisdom of Old Chinese saying: 'Many hands make light work."
English |
0375 years old lady ne newspaper mein ad diya,
Zaroorat_e_Rishta
After some days a letter arrived,
"Iss umar mein Rishte nahi, Farishte aate hain.."
Urdu |
40TT : BABA, kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : jaha Ram ka janma hua tha.
TT : Ticket dikhao
Sadhu : nahi he
TT : To chalo
Sadhu : kaha?
TT : Jaha Krishna ka janma hua tha..
Hindi
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