30Do you know the worst thing in life ..?
Somebody having tears in eyes because of you.
And the best thing in life ..?
Somebody having tears in eyes for you.
English
01धन्य हो smriti irani serving cabinet माता
तुम्हे सुन कर सिर शर्म से झुक जाता
फर्क और तर्क इंसान करता है
ईश्वर कहीं भी हो केवल प्यार करता है ..
#sabarimala
Hindi |
03We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..
English |
10Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'
English
11Everyone will not get everything.
This is the way of life .
Don't try to get what is not yours.
But don't dare to loose which is yours..
English
20Just because I freak out
doesn’t mean you have to..
English |
4222पानी आँखों का मरा, मरी शर्म और लाज !
कहे बहू अब सास से, घर में मेरा राज !!
भाई भी करता नहीं, भाई पर विश्वास !
बहन पराई हो गयी, साली खासमखास !!
मंदिर में पूजा करें, घर में करें कलेश !
बापू तो बोझा लगे, पत्थर लगे गणेश !!
बचे कहाँ अब शेष हैं, दया, धर्म, ईमान !
पत्थर के भगवान हैं, पत्थर दिल इंसान !!
पत्थर के भगवान को, लगते छप्पन भोग !
मर जाते फुटपाथ पर, भूखे - प्यासे लोग !!
फैला है पाखंड का, अन्धकार सब ओर !
पापी करते जागरण, मचा - मचा कर शोर !!
पहन मुखौटा धर्म का, करते दिन भर पाप!
भंडारे करते फिरें, घर में भूखा बाप !!
Hindi |
32Accept that some days you are the pigeon and
and some days you are the statue..
English |
01Where facts cannot be found,
legends fill the empty space..
English |
72Golden sentences of life :
- Vikas Umrao
"Don't love the cheatable heart ,
Don't cheat the loveable heart "
"Ice melts when heated,
Eyes melt when hurt"
English |
10Everything that happens happens as it should,
and if you observe carefully, you will find this to be so.
- Marcus Aurelius
English |
10Letting your kids grow up
is kind of like
releasing a kite
into the sky ..
English |
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