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Result Agar Achha ho to:
Teacher: Hoshiyar bachcha hai
Maa: Bhagwaan ki kripa hai
Papa: Beta kiska hai
DOST : Chal daaru peete hain.
AUR
Result Agar Bura ho to:
Teacher: Padhai mein dhyaan hi nahi tha
Maa: AAG lage iss Mobile ko
Papa: Laad pyar ne Bigaad diya
DOST : Chal daaru peete hain.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Duniya badal jaati hai par DOST nahi badalte.

40

Hindi

Hanju tera hove te akh meri hove
Dil tera hove te dhadkan meri hove
Rab kare saddi yaari eni pakki hove
ki saah tere rukan te maut meri hove..

- Royal Jatt

21613

Punjabi |

I decided to send you the
Cutest, Sweetest & Most Expensive Gift
in the World ,
but that stupid postman shouted at me saying:
Get Out of the Post Box.

30

English

friends-MaTimon.jpg

Dushmano mein bhi yaar mila karte hai,
kaanto mein bhi phool khila karte hain,
humko kaanta samajh kar choad na dena,
kaante hi to phool ki hifaazat kiya karte hain.

40

Hindi

Dosto ki dosti ne kaam kar diya,
mera love -letter khule-aam kar diya,
friendship school mein admission
to saale kya karwaate
humaara to future tense hi kharaab kar diya..

20

Hindi |

charlie-chaplin.gif

O friend ji..tussi mithaa aam ho,
coca-cola da jaam ho,
sir dard ka baam ho,
saaraa kuch theek hai,
bas SMS nahi karde,
bas es waaste badnaam ho..

70

Hindi

A friend is sweet when it's new.
It is sweeter when it is true!
But you know what..?
It is sweetest when it is you..

23

English

laurel-hardy-friendship.jpg

आदतें अलग हैं मेरी दुनिया वालों से
कम दोस्त रखता हूँ
पर लाजवाब रखता हूँ..

205

Hindi |

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