01Santa to nauker: Ped-podho ko paani daal de.
Nauker: Saabji, baahar to baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa : Abey paagal, to chattri le ke daal de!
Hindi
10Santa : Yaar main tainu kinni baar ph. kitta,
par tu phone hi nahi chukeyaa..?
Banta: Kyon chukaan, jehdaa main apne cell wich
30 Rs. de ke gaana lagwaayea hai
ohnu fer kaun sunega?????
Punjabi
10Santa apni girlfriend ko i love u kehta hai,
aur gir jaata hai.
Gf: Yeh kya kar rahe ho..?
Santa : I am falling in love ..
Hindi
10Santa ko sapne me kisi ne goli maar di!!
2nd day Santa ne apna bank account close karwa diya kyonki
bank mein likha tha - hum aapke sapno ko hakikat mein badal denge.
Hindi
10Frog to Santa : Kya sardaar ka dimaag hota hai?
Santa : Haan hota hai.
Frog: Nahi hota.
and the frog jumps in the water.
Santa : Isme suicide karne ki kya baat thi,
i was joking..
Hindi
10In a marriage Daler Mehndi to sardaar: Bhai, kinni der gaawaaan?????
Santa : O gaa de ik adhaa,
baaki te fer sharaabian ne
GENERATOR di awaaz te hi nachchi jaanaa hai.
Punjabi
3310Santa : "I LOVE YOU" ka matlab kya hota hai ?
- Hemant Singh
Preeto: Main tumse pyar karti hu.
Santa : Lo kar lo baat.. Angreji me ek sawaal kya puchh liya
Tum to Fida ho gayi.
Hindi |
00Santa ki wife kidnap ho gayi.
Kidnapper ne finger ka tukda bheja aur paise mange.
Santa : Ungali to kisi ki bhi ho sakti hai, Mundi bhej Mundi....
Hindi |
00Santa went to a museum, there he broke a statue.
Officer: You have broken a 5000 year old statue.
Santa : Thank GOD ! I thought it's new.
English
20A Sardaar made a call to airport and
asked how long is the journey
from Punjab to America..
Receptionist: One second, sir.....
Sardaar: Thank you.
English
30Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya,
- Hemant Singh
par fir bhi mujhe kuch nahi hua.
Banta: Yeh to kuch bhi nahi.
Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya,
aur main fir bhi bach gaya.
Hindi |
10Santa plane landing hote hi chillane laga..
Bangalore aaya..Bangalore aaya..balle balle!!
Airhostess: Excuse me sir, please be silent.
Santa : Ok, i am sorry,
Angalore aaya..angalore aaya..alle alle!!
Hindi
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