A 'sms' Means I Care Enough To Flex My Thumb, Search Your Name, Wait Quotes

A 'sms' means
i care enough to
flex my thumb,
search your name,
wait for 'message sent',
then think of you n
smile as i say,
"You are Special"

Kem cho, majama?
tabiyat saari?
baaki anand mangal?
angadi nathi dukhti ne?
aankh pan ok?
magaj baraabar?
kamaal cho yaar..
to paachi SMS karo ne bapa.

My Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life +
My Relief + My Honour + My Pride = Your One SMS
Ab socho aapke SMS ki keemat kya hai..

Sholey film ke Gabbar ne Thaakur ke dono haath kaat diye.
Kya aap jaante ho kyon..?
Kyonki who usko sms nahi karta tha.

Agar hum-se gussa ho to,
taj mahal ko fodo,
chaar-minaar ko todo,
qutab minar ko modo,
titanic ko fevicol se jodo,
magar humein sms karna na chodo.

Babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do..
Maa ne kaha paaro ko chhod do..
Paro ne kaha daaru chhod do..
magar aapko kis kanjar ne kaha,
ki humein SMS karna chhod do.

Diya hai upar wale ne mobile ,

yaar itni to kadar kiya karo,

Beshak na karo koi call,

Par har roz do-char sms to kiya karo...