Teacher To Boy: Ek Taraf Bhains Hai, Ek Taraf Dimag. Quotes

Teacher To Boy: Ek Taraf bhains Hai,
ek Taraf Dimag. Kya Loge?
Boy: bhains
Teacher: Galat. Agar Mai Hota To Dimag Leta.
Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nai Hai Vo Wahi Lega na.

Teacher: Why do you always get so dirty..?
Kid: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in english?
Tintu: If the film was silent, How could U know it was english?

How to sleep faster:
Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..

Height of Challenge
In an exam a student just writes one line
leaving the rest of the answer sheet blank:
Pass me, if you have can.

Teacher: Pappu I will give u a tight slap,
if u continue ur Non serious Behavior in the class.
Pappu: Thappad se dar nahi lagta madam
payar se lagta hai.

Ek student ko apni Life mein,
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo
Pichhe wala dekh raha hai....
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Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai...