Men Have A Better Time Than Women; For One Thing, They Quotes

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."

Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..

How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?

Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.

WIFE STANDS FOR
1.Worries Invited For Ever
2.With Idiot For Ever
3.Without Information Fighting Everytime
4.Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
5.(Yet Thinking.... ;-)