A Couple Came Upon A Wishing Well. The Husband Leaned Over, Quotes

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.

Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!