00A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
English
00Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.
English |
00Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering
English
10I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
English
00Husband to Wife : Yeh lo dear, a rose for you.
Wife : Kya baat hai, aaj bahut pyaar aa raha hai.
Husband : Ek dost ki shav-yatra mein gaya tha
bas wahi se leta aa raha hun..
Hindi |
10She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
English
03Before marriage , a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage , the "y" becomes silent.
English
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English
01I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
English
00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .
English
00Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."
English
00A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
English
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