A Couple Came Upon A Wishing Well. The Husband Leaned Over, Quotes

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..

Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.