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THANK GOD all my mobile buttons are working fine.
Now you also check your's..
English |
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10Do CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the...
Tabhi ek SHER ne lift mangi..
To ek CHUHA bike se utar kar bola-
"soch le,
fir teri Maa kahegi ki Gundo ke saath ghum raha tha."
Hindi
40Raah chalte agar koi ladki aapko bhai bol de, to
?
?
simple use zor se ek chanta maro,
aur bolo
"Yahan kahan ghoom rahi hai..?
Chal ghar.."
Hindi |
00Ek Maa ki request hai,
Please agr free msg ho to itna felao ki us ke bete tak pahuch jaye!
Beta RAMESH,
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaat choti ho gayi ho to ghar aa jao.
Hindi |
42If you love someone
don't keep in your heart
keep in your nails
because if you fail in love
don't break your heart
just cut the nails..
English |
20If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried.
English |
41Boy to Father: Meri dooor ki nazar kharaab ho gayi hai, chashmaa le do.
Father took him outside and asked: Woh kya hai?????
Boy: Suraj.
Father: Abey Bhootni ke, ab aur kitni dooor dekhna chaahtaa hai!
Hindi
50Wen u read a love msg,
u never think of d person who sent d msg
but u think of d person whom u love d most..
Strange
kharcha kisi ka aur charcha kisi ka..
Hindi
00Camera-man studio mein ek chote bachche se:
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se ek kabootar niklega.
Bachcha: Focus adjust kar, gawaaron waali batein naa kar.
Facebook per lagaani hai.
Hindi |
10Never return to a doctor
whose office plants have died.
English |
20A BOY on Drive Date in BMW.. : Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai,
I'm already married.
Girl: Tumne to mujhe dara hi diya,
Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai..!!!
Hindi |
00Motorist: Say, this darned car won't climb a hill!
You said it was a fine machine!
Dealer: I said: 'On the level it's a good car.'
English |
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