10Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.
English
20While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..
English
10A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
English
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .
English
00If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .
English
10A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)
English |
00I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
English
31Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?
Punjabi
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
31Husband returns home after drinking 'n says 2 Wife :
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo ke mere kadam zameen pe na tiken...
Wife : VE MOYAA....... FAANSI LAA LE
Punjabi
40Wife : Darling, mujhse koi aisi baat kaho
ki main khush bhi ho jaaun aur gussa bhi..
Husband : Tum meri zindagi ho aur..
Wife : Aur kya? Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted tell me aur kya?
Husband : Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
Hindi
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