Just because nobody complains
doesn`t mean all parachutes are perfect.
- Benny Hill

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Liars will figure but figures will not lie.
- K Santhanam

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All passions lead to exaggeration -
that is why they are passions.

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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
- Arnold H. Glasow

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Patriotism means to stand by the country.
It does not mean to stand by the President.
- Theodore Roosevelt

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There is no such thing as privacy on a computer.
The view here is that if you don't want something read,
don't put it on the system.
- Thomas Mandel
quoted in Time, April 6, 1987

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In order to rise from its own ashes,
a Phoenix first must burn.
- Octavia E. Butler

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In war, you win or lose, live or die
and the difference is just an eyelash.
- Douglas MacArthur

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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys
on a minor planet of a very average star.
But we can understand the Universe.
That makes us very special. - Stephen William Hawking

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Hitting the gym to release stress
is not nearly as effective as
hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with. - Alan Garner

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