Diya Hai Upar Wale Ne Mobile, Yaar Itni To Kadar Kiya Quotes

Diya hai upar wale ne mobile ,

yaar itni to kadar kiya karo,

Beshak na karo koi call,

Par har roz do-char sms to kiya karo...

Agar hum-se gussa ho to,
taj mahal ko fodo,
chaar-minaar ko todo,
qutab minar ko modo,
titanic ko fevicol se jodo,
magar humein sms karna na chodo.

Ek waqt tha aapke sms aise aate the jaise
kisi ne aapki khopri pe pistol rakhi hui hai aur
aapse sms karwa raha hai..
magar ab lagta hai goli maar di..

Sohne tusi ho te
Bure asi v ni
Mehlan ch tusi ho te
Sadka te asi v ni.
MSG pad k MSG DA JVAB V NHI DE Rhe.
Kann khol k sun lo je busy tusi ho te
Vehle asi v ni.

Kabhi dost kehte ho kabhi dua dete ho,
kabhi bewaqt neend se jagaa dete ho,
par jab bhi sms karte ho..
ek lamha zindagi ka badhaa dete ho.

Kem cho, majama?
tabiyat saari?
baaki anand mangal?
angadi nathi dukhti ne?
aankh pan ok?
magaj baraabar?
kamaal cho yaar..
to paachi SMS karo ne bapa.

Kya hua..SMS factory mein hadtaal hai..?
Ya inbox kangaal hai..ya fir balance ka akaal hai..?
Agar nahi to kyon bura haal hai..
SMS karo tumhaar izzat ka sawaal hai.