Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

11

English
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A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!

20

English

Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!

31

Hindi

We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.

00

English

Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..

00

English |

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

10

English

Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.

40

Punjabi

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