102 things r Xtremly difficult
-To plant ur idea in some1's head
-To plant some1's money in ur own pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE
English
00Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .
English
10Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.
English
12Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.
Hindi
10Biwi ka antim sanskaar kar ke
pati ghar jaa raha tha.
Achaanak bijli chamki, toofan aaya,
baadal garje, baarish hui.
Dukhi pati bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.
Hindi
00A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
English
00Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.
English
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
10What is marriage ?
Answer: 1st year:
Alpenlibe - Jee lalchaaye rahaa na jaaye.
2nd year:
TVS - Meelon chalti muskaan.
3rd year:
Kinetic - Sabki hawa nikaal de.
4th year:
Chlormint - Dubaara mat poochna.
English
10Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.
Hindi
102 things r Xtremly difficult
-To plant ur idea in some1's head
-To plant some1's money in ur own pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE
English
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