102 things r Xtremly difficult
-To plant ur idea in some1's head
-To plant some1's money in ur own pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE
English
20A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
01Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.
English
00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .
English
00Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
English
00When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
English
00Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .
English
20When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
English
00Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..
English |
00Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
English
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
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