10A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
English
10My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
English
10She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
English
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .
English
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
10Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.
Hindi
00Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.
English |
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
00Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.
English
00When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
English
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
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