23Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.
Punjabi
00Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering
English
00Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
English
00Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..
English |
00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .
English
00She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
English
00Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
English
20Wife : Honey, what r u looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Y hv U been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
English
00I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
English
00Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
English
23Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.
Punjabi
40Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.
Punjabi
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