Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.

23

Punjabi
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

00

English

Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

20

English

A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.

20

English

Men are idiots and I married their king.

10

English |

आज का विचार
Jab bhi koi decision lena ho to pehle

 Apne dil ki suno,


Phir

 Dimaag ki suno 

Aur


Finally

 Majboor hoke wahi karo


Jo Aapki BIWI chahti hai.

20

Hindi |

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

10

English

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