A Man Placed An Ad In The Classifieds: "Wife Wanted." The Quotes

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"

Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.

Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.