00A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
English
10Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.
English
00Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..
English |
00Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
English
60Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.
Punjabi
20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
10A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
English
10A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
English
00Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..
English |
10Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.
Hindi
20You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:
English |
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
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