The sentence after this is true.
The sentence before this is false.

21

English |

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A man arrived on Friday in a small town.
He stayed for two days and left on Friday.
How is this possible..?

Details:
His horse's name is Friday..!

23

English |

स्वयं को सबसे बुद्धिमान समझना
किस बात की निशानी है ?

Details:
उत्तर : मूर्खता की ।

259

Hindi |

Ek raja apne kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
par kutte ne wazir nu wad ditta,
wazir ne raje nu kutte nu sazaa den lai keha
par raja ta kutte nu bahut pyaar karda c,
usne wazir nu keha ki
tu hi es nu saza de par
ohi saza main tainu dawaanga.
Wazir ne kutte nu ki saza ditti ki kutta mar gaya
par wazir fer v bach gaya..??
ANSWER: Wazir ne kutte
di poonch wich agg laa ditti.

5016

Punjabi

The sentence after this is true.
The sentence before this is false.

21

English |

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हु-ब-हु का क्या मतलब होता है ?

Details:
उत्तर : किसकी बहु (who bahu) ?

2714

Hindi |

Ek family mein 20 member & 20 roti hain.
Half roti to every child,
2 to every lady,
and 3 to every man.
Family mein kitne bachche, ladies & aadmi hain..?

Click details to find answer.

Details:
The family is having 1 man, 5 ladies and 14 childern..

9848

Hindi |

If you make a new years resolution
to not keep any new years resolutions
would you keep it?

22

English |

If it's zero degrees outside today and
it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be..? -- Steven Wright

61

English |

What is the biggest moth in the world ..?

Click details to find answer.

Details:
a mammoth..

34

English |

तीन अक्षर का मेरा नाम
जल भर लाना मेरा काम
प्रथम कटे तो दल बन जाऊँ
मध्य कटे तो केश
अंत कटे तो बाद में आऊँ
बोलो मैं हूँ कौन..?

19460

Hindi |

What's round on each end and high in the middle..?

Details:
Ohio

11

English |

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