If a Fat Girl is waiting for bus at bus stop
what will you call her in One Word..?
Answer - MotiVating..

43

Hindi |

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Height of brand consciousness..
A rich girl was walking by the river side in jungle and
suddenly saw a crocodile and a cheetah.
She screamed:
Oh my God ..! LACOSTE and PUMA..

01

English |

A kid went late for school.
Teacher : Why are you late ?
Kid : Madam, my parents were fighting.
Teacher: So what If they were fighting,
still you could have come on time.
Kid : Actually, my one shoe had been taken by dad and other by mom.

- HARRY

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English |

Ek Maa ki request hai,
Please agr free msg ho to itna felao ki us ke bete tak pahuch jaye!

Beta RAMESH,
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaat choti ho gayi ho to ghar aa jao.

00

Hindi |

Before I criticize a man,
I walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry,
he's a mile away and barefoot..

00

English |

Dil aur Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq Hai
K Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte Hain
aur Is Dil mein SIRF
Aap
KI
"BHABHI" Rehti hai,
saalo har jagah khud ko mat ghusaya karo.

40

Hindi

Pokémon Go
Look up, away from your phone and
both ways before crossing the street..

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English |

Galat nazar se dekhoge
to har jagah kharaabi lagegi
aur sahi nazar se dekhoge
to har sunder ladki tumhaari bhabhi lagegi.
tumhaaraa bhai.

11

Hindi

Crushes are more beautiful than affairs
because there is no responsibility,
no worry, and no commitment
You just look at your crush and smile like an idiot ..

22

English |

Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.

140

English

Rice is great if you're really hungry and
want to eat two thousand of something.

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English |

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