alcohol.jpg

Sadak par roshni sahi
fir bhi sambhal kar chaliye
yahaan har jurm ka gunhagaar
sharaabi hi hai..

108

Hindi |

शराब पी लिया करते हैं
जीने की तमन्ना में कभी
डगमगाना भी ज़रूरी है
संभलने के लिए ..

Sharaab pee liya karte hain
jeene ki tamanna mein kabhi
dagmagaana bhi zaroori hai
sambhalne ke liye..

5024

Hindi |

Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e- Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.

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Magar.....

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Garmi bohut thi!
hum beer pee kar waapas aa gaye.

6221

Hindi |

He who drinks one glass of wine a day
will live to die some other way.

172

English |

glassi.jpg

Takht badle kai hazaar magar
parinde pedon par hi sote hain
ruswa hue bhi teri mehfil se to kya
hum aaj bhi paimaana-dar-paimaana peete hain..

34

Urdu |

अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..

85

Hindi |

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Daru ki wajah se barbaad ek aadmi
apne ghar se Daru ki khaali bottles fek raha tha.
Pehli fek kar bola: Teri wajah se meri naukri chali gayi.
Dusri fek kar bola: Teri wajah se mera ghar chala gaya.
Teesri fek kar bola: Teri wajah se meri biwi chali gayi.
Fir fourth uthaai to woh bhari hui nikli..bola..
tu side mein ho ja, isme tera koi kasoor thode hi hai.

9714

Hindi

There are two things that will be believed
of any man whatsoever,
and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
- Booth Tarkington

64

English |

हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..

152

Hindi |

white-wine.jpg

Sharaabi boy proposed a girl:
You are as strong as Rum
as fine as Wine
as cool as Beer
as classic as Whisky &
and believe me I am totally 'Talli' on You..

308

English |

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