Policeman: Sir, how did you come to have this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, Stop? Look? Listen . and
while i was doing that
the train hit me.

20

English

♥ Recommended for You »

  1. We Know Accurately Only When We Know Little With Knowledge Doubt ..
  2. Never Let A Memory Become Stronger Than A Dream ..
  3. In The Art Of Describing His Beauty Time Itself Expires And ..
  4. Koi Dooor Ho Kitna Hi Kya Gham Hai ? Magar Woh Apna ..
  5. This Employee Is Depriving A Village Somewhere Of An Idiot ..
  6. Earth May Stop Rotation Birds May Stop Flying Candles May Stop Melting Fishes ..
  7. कभी खत्म ना हो तेरी ..
  8. Age Of Drinks 1 To 3 Milk 3 To 8 Cerelac 9 To ..
  9. Look Before You Leap For Snakes Among Sweet Flowers Do ..
  10. Judge Sach Sach Batao Tumne Apni Biwi Per Haath Kyun Uthaaya ? Mulzim ..

Share & Let Everyone Read









Draw shape below and click submit button to send us your message:
आओ खेलें

लाल बूढ़क्की छू..

anagram quiz

About Us

Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.

The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..



What's more

moderated-content-kids-safe

Moderated Content

Safe for people of all Age Groups including Children.
sms-api-always-win

API

Display SMS on your Website or Blog at Zero Cost.
rate-content

SMS Rating

Gives You Power to Rate Content.
« Stay In Touch »

Quality Improvement Initiative

Quality Improvement Program

On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.

Sample thumb screenshot

You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.