If you manage to fool a President
then a few people may suffer but
If you elect a Foolish President then
the whole country will suffer for ages..

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English |

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We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

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English |

Jeevan me agar bahut pareshan ho gaye ho to
ek lambi rassi lo aur ek badey ped pe bandh ke
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Jhula - Jhulo Yaar.. Enjoy Karo !
Be Positive..

203

Hindi |

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Bina libaas aaye the
hum is jahaan mein,
faqat ik qafan ki khaatir
ye zindagi guzaar di..

285

Urdu

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

10

English |

"KHUSH HOON"

Zindagi Hai Chhoti,
Har Pal Me Khush Hun.
Office Me Khush Hun,
Ghar Me Khush Hun.
Aaj Paneer Nahi Hai,
Daal Me Hi Khush Hun.
Aaj Gaadi Nahi Hai,
Do Kadam Chal Ke Bhi Khush Hun.
Aaj Doston Ka Saath Nahi Hai,
Photo Dekh Ke Hi Khush Hun.

Aaj Koi Naraaz Hai,
Uske Is Andaz Me Bhi Khush Hun.
Jisko Dekh Nahi Sakta,
Uski Awaaz Me Hi Khush Hun.
Beeta Hua Kal Ja Chuka Hai,
Uski Meethi Yadon Me Bhi Khush Hun.
Aane Wale Pal Ka Pata Nahi,
Sapno Me Hi Khush Hun.
Hanste Hanste Yun Hi Beet Jaye Zindagi ,
Bas Har Pal Sabko Khushi De Kar Khush Hun.
Agar Dil Ko Chhua To Reply Karna,
Nahi To Aise Hi Khush Hun.!

356

Hindi

All the flowers of tomorrow
are in the seeds of today..

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English |

B-egin your day with
L-ove in ur heart
E-xpect blessings
S-hare goodness
S-hine like the sun
I-nspire someone
N-ever forget that
G-od is with you all the time

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English

Never cry for anyone in life
because for the one whom you cry,
doesn't deserve your tears &
the one who deserves it,
will never let you cry.

50

English

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