Kiss Is A Key Of Love, Love Is A Lock Of Quotes

Kiss is a key of love ,
love is a lock of marriage ,
marriage is a box of children,
children are problem of India.
See how much problem a kiss can do..

You should never kiss a girl unless
you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and
her own VCR bacause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.

Once a boy was asked
How u feel when a girl gives u a flying kiss..?
He said: I hate such lazy girls.

Boy: I can kiss u without touching u.
Gal: U can't.
Boy: Hv a bet - 20 bucks.
Gal: OK
Boy kisses the gal tightly on lips.
Gal: U touched me!
Boy: Ok, u won 20 bucks..

In INDIA a survey was done on how many girls wanted to kiss me.....
5% said YES
2% said NO
&
93% said
WOW! AGAIN!..

Sir: Kal school kyon nahi aaye.?
Boy: GirlFriend se milne gaya tha.
Sir: Kisliye?
Boy: Yes Sir.
Sir: Mene poochha kisliye.?
Boy: Liye Sir bahut liye..

Santa saw a beautiful girl,
he went and kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what are you doing..?"
Santa : B.Com final year.