Santa's Boss Asked Him. Santa: How Can You Possibly Manage To Make Quotes

Santa 's boss asked him.
Santa : How can you possibly manage
to make so many mistakes in one day?
Santa : I get up very early, Sir.

Santa : Why do you send me each message two times..??
Banta: So that even if you send one to someone
still one remains with you..

Teacher: Santa , You need to improve your handwriting.
Santa : Sir, actually Banta needs improvement.
He only completes my homework.

Santa and Banta started off one day for Lion hunting.
They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read
"LION LEFT"
so they went home.

Kaale Badal chaaye hoye c te sante nu apni gf to thappar pe gaya...

Kyon?
.

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Kyoki ohne gana gata
"Aaj din chadya tere rang varga"..

Santa kudi nu: Ki tu meri valentine banengi..?
Kudi: Eh jutti vekhi hai..?
Santa : Marjaaniye, main Romeo-Juliet banaan nu firdaa,
sittu mochi di daastaan nahi.

Santa in london went to hotel to eat chicken.
He forgot the english name.
Waiter: What do you like to have, sir?
Santa : Egg's mother..