Sardaarji aapko logo ne kyon maara..?
Sardaar: Arrey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gayi thi.
Maine kaha, madam zaraa saree upar karna,
mujhe photo leni hai.

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Hindi

Banta - What is pin-drop darkness?
Santa - If you drop a pin and can't find it
then it is pin-drop drakness..

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English |

A sardaar prays daily for two hours:
Hey Waheguru, meri lottery lagaa davo.
After 11 years Waheguru angrily appears and says:
Oye Khoteyaa, ik vaari ticket taan lae..

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Punjabi

Santa jalebi bech raha tha magar keh raha tha:
Aaloo le lo..Aaloo..
Banta bola: Par yeh to jalebi hai.
Santa : Chup ho ja warna makhiaan aa jaaengi.

10

Hindi

Santa apni pockets mein pathar daal ke ghoom raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha: Aisa kyon kar rahe ho..?
Santa : Is duniya mein usi ki qadar hoti hai, jiski jeb bhaari hoti hai..

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Hindi |

Santa went to a shop with the Indian Flag and
asked the shop-keeper to show more colors for it..

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English |

Santa ne Nokia ka sbse badi scren wala mobile liya
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Kyu?
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Kyonki Vo dekhna chahta tha k
phone on hone par kaun 2 log hath milate hain.

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Hindi |

How did Santa tried to kill a bird..?
He took it to the top of a building &
dropped it from there to die..

10

English

Santa : Yeh kela kaise diya?
Pundit: 1 rupee.
Santa : 60 paise ka deta hai?
Pundit: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka doonga.
Santa : Le 40 paise, chilka rakh ke sirf kela de de.

10

Hindi

Teacher: What is the difference between a radio and a newspaper..?
Santa : Newspaper mein tandoor ki rotiyan daal sakte hain, radio mein nahi..

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Hindi |

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