00The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.
English
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
60Karwaa chauth di sawer Wife uth ke sargi karan laggi.
Husband : Eh sawere-sawere ki rolla paaya hai?
Wife : Sutta reh kanjaraa, tera hi seaapaa karan laggi haan.
Punjabi
10Husband aur Wife ghoomne gaye.
Raaste mein ek gadha ghaas khaa raha tha.
Husband : Dekho tumhaara rishtedaar ghaas khaa rahaa hai.
Namaste karo.
Wife boli: Namaste sasurji.
Hindi
12Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.
Hindi
00Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.
English
00It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
English
40Wife : Darling, mujhse koi aisi baat kaho
ki main khush bhi ho jaaun aur gussa bhi..
Husband : Tum meri zindagi ho aur..
Wife : Aur kya? Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted tell me aur kya?
Husband : Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
Hindi
00Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.
English |
03Before marriage , a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage , the "y" becomes silent.
English
00After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."
English
11Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.
Hindi
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