Teacher : 100 Dollars Can Be Divided Into How Many Quotes

Teacher : 100 dollars can be divided into how many people
if each person should get 30 dollars?
Santa : Unlimited.
Teacher : Are you nuts?
You can't do that.
Santa explains and teacher faints..

Details:
Santa : I will give 30 dollars to 3 people
and then will take back from them and
then I will give those to another 3 people
and then take back from them too
and so on..

After boarding AC Double Decker Express train Santa exclaimed,
Paise bachaane ke liye dekho
ek train ke upar
doosri train rakh kar chalaa rahe hain.
Banta: Oh nahi yaar,
upar waali train mein petrol khatam ho gaya hoga..

Santa in london went to hotel to eat chicken.
He forgot the english name.
Waiter: What do you like to have, sir?
Santa : Egg's mother..

Banta - What is pin-drop darkness?
Santa - If you drop a pin and can't find it
then it is pin-drop drakness..

Nurse: Mubaarak ho Mr. Santa ,
aap Papa ban gaye!!
Santa : Meri wife ko nahi bolna,
main use surprise doonga!!

Hindi Grammer Teacher:
Wo ladko se hans kar baat karti hai.
Batao is sentence me ladki kya hai?

Santa : Sir, ladki bigdi hui hai aur setting karna chati hai.

Milkman: Are you sure you want 50 litres of milk?
Santa : Yes, my doctor told me to take a bath of milk.
Milkman: Would you like it pasteurized?
Santa : No, just up to my neck please.