00चाटी क्यों अम्मा चुम्बक तू
इक दिल्ली गयो दूजा टिम्बकटू ..Details:
These lines are taken from Hotstar VIVO IPL 2019 campaign advertisement. Quite funny and creative #KoiYaarNahiFar..
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01It is not the fall that kills you,
it is the sudden stop at the end.
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10Ameer ka bachcha-Papa aj bohot garmi he!
Papa:Hum aaj he A/C lagwa lenge!
Gareeb ka bacha-PAPA aj kitni garmi h!
PAPA:Chal tujhe Ganja karwa deta hu.
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10Why India is not yet developed?
Though population is 100 crore?
Because 7.9 crore are retired,
30 crore in state government jobs,
17 crore in central government jobs
(Both don't work efficiently).
1.1 crore IT professional
(They don't work for India).
25 crore in school,
2 crore under 5 years,
15 crore unemployed,
1.2 crore you can find anytime in hospitals.
Statistics say 79,99,997 people are in jail.
Rest two are you and me.
You are busy with your mobile .
How can i handle India alone..?
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31Jab UNHE humse mahobbat thi,
- Nikky Mahor
tab humein UNKI mahobat per shak tha.
Jab humein ehsas hua UNKI mahobbat ka
tab UN per kisi aur ka hak tha..
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13Indian soldiers captured a Pakistani..
They gave him a dice and said:
If you will get 1,2,3,4,5 we will kill you.
Pakistani asked- 6 aaya to..?
Indian- Ludo nahi khela kya..?
Dubaara baari.
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21One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4
Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan
waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....?????
Take a guess
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Dhai (2.5)another day.........
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20Why are doctors prescriptions impossible to read??
Because they all have an exclusive message only for the chemist.
"Maine to is patient ko loot liya, ab teri baari!!"
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30Ek shaks doctor ke paas aaya aur bola:
- Salman Ali
Doctor sahib, mujko ek bimari hai.
Doctor ne kaha bola kya bimari hai..?
Usne jawab diya: Mujhko aawaz dikayi nahi deti..
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50In court Judge to Lady:
You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumNe.
Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha,
main samjhi mere pati ghar dair se aaye hain.
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13Maine apni jaan se love " id="link2" class="smsLink"> pyaar ki id to bana li
- Mashqoor Ahmed
Par
Par
Par
Sala pswrd abhi tak pata na chala
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Bcz she doesn't love me..
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00Only a man knows a man.
Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Shop-keeper: Wife ke liye chaahiye,
ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?
Hindi
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