32Arz hai
LADKI Ro-Ro kar LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai
Wah Wah!
LADKI Ro-Ro kar LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai
Haath Chhod kamine Meri Naak Beh Rhi Hai!
Hindi
123Doctor paagal se: Yeh chithi tum kise likh rahe ho..?
Paagal: Apne aap ko.
Doctor: Achcha isme kya likha hai.
Paagal: Maalum nahi.
Doctor: Kyu..?
Paagal: Abhi mujhe mili kahaan hai..!
Hindi
12Two sardaars were talking.
1st: Is Harbhajan Singh, the cricketer, male or female?
2nd: Female.
1st: How?
2nd: Just now the commentator told a wonderful delivery by him.
English
30Smart Father
- Tarun Goma
Beta - Papa mujhe 180cc pulsar bike hi leni hai...
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Baap - Beta tu 180cc pulsar le ya 350cc ki bulet,
picha tune 100cc ki scooty ka hi karna hai.... :P ;-)
Hindi |
50Ek aadmi kabristan se guzar raha tha.
Achanak uski nazar ek kabr par padi, jis pe likha tha
"Imandaar Waqeel"
Usne do-teen martaba padha, aur bahut hairaan hua, fir bola:
"Kamal hai kisi ne ek kabr me do aadmi dafan kar diye hain."
Hindi |
30Vidaai ke time DULHE ka mobile baja,
DULHAN ne thapad maar diya....?
Ringtone thi-
"Dil me chupake pyar ka armaan le chale,
hum aaj apni maut ka saaman le chale"
Hindi
51Ek baar jaan maang kar to dekho,
ek baar yaad kar ke to dekho,
agar hum na aaye to samajh lena..
janaab so rahe hain.
Hindi
00Indian Airline's slogan:
A warm experience and motherly treatment!
Warm because the ACs doesn't work and
motherly because all air hostesses are above 40..
English
00Workers play football,
Managers play tennis,
and CEOs Play golf.
Higher you go, ball goes smaller n u need a better vision!
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Aaj se hum kanche khelenge! :
Hindi |
00A kid went late for school.
- HARRY
Teacher : Why are you late ?
Kid : Madam, my parents were fighting.
Teacher: So what If they were fighting,
still you could have come on time.
Kid : Actually, my one shoe had been taken by dad and other by mom.
English |
41Bus itna hi kaha tha ki main barso ka pyasa hun
usne pipe muhn mein daal kar motor hi chala di..
Hindi |
20I saw a Dream last night
Only U and Me..U know wht happened??
U were looking so Innocent..
because I was eating Maggi and U were saying:
1 Chammach Khila De Naa Plzzz...
Hindi |
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