चाटी क्यों अम्मा चुम्बक तू इक दिल्ली गयो दूजा टिम्बकटू Quotes

चाटी क्यों अम्मा चुम्बक तू
इक दिल्ली गयो दूजा टिम्बकटू ..

Details:
These lines are taken from Hotstar VIVO IPL 2019 campaign advertisement. Quite funny and creative #KoiYaarNahiFar..

A lady was driving her daughter when
the smoke in the sky made everything look surreal.

"Oh dear, look at the sun," she told her daughter .
"It looks like a big ball of fire."

The 3-year-old preschooler replied:
"It is a big ball of fire."

Biwi: Mujhe samajh nahi aata paisae kahan rakhun,
jahan chupati hun humaara beta chura leta hai.
Husband : Uski books mein chipa do, yeh kabhi hath nahi lagata..

Chand per likh du Naam Aapka,
Aisa Dil chaahta hai..
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Lekin
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Ek to humaara haath wahaan tak nahi jaata hai aur dusra
yeh khayaal humesha dopeher mein hi aata hai..

Wen u read a love msg,
u never think of d person who sent d msg
but u think of d person whom u love d most..
Strange
kharcha kisi ka aur charcha kisi ka..

Ek ladka - larki hotel main gaye
Waiter: Kya loge?
Larki: Sabjiyo wali gujiya.
Waiter: What ?
Ladka: Yeh momos mang rahi hai.

Funny school days
Sitting in the last bench looking up nd thinking..
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Agar fan toot gaya to kiske upar girega..