Nakhra tuhada tauba-tauba
ajeeb tuhada style hai
message kade karna nahi
raulla paaya saadde kol touch-screen mobile hai..

61

Punjabi |
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Purushottam shri Ramchandraji ko lanka safar ke liye
500 bandaro ki zaroorat hai.
499 pahoonch chuke hai.
sms milte hi turant niklo.
JAI SHRI RAM!

11

Hindi

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
ek sawal ka jawab do.
Patna kaha hai?
Ladki: Bihar mein.
Ladke: Yahi pat jao, itne dooor jaane ki kya zaroorat hai..

40

Hindi

Yeh jo hasino ke baal hote hain,
ladkon ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain,
pee jaati hain saara khoon ladko ka,
tabhi to hoth itne laal hote hain!!!

81

Hindi

100gm mitti,
10gm kankad-pathar,
25 types ke keede-makode,
5gm makdee ke jaale,
50gm ghaas.....
Don't be surprised!
This is the CT scan report of your brain..

50

Hindi
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Open with Love
mujhe tumse kuch kehna hai
wahi baat jo dil ko choo jaaye
wahi Love " id="link3" class="smsLink"> pyaar ke 3 akshar
3 Golden Words
"Sudhar Ja Naalayak.."

10

Hindi |

Taraste hue teri girlfriend ke haathon ne,
teri kalaai ko chua hai.....
jaise uski dil ki dhadkan pooch rahi ho,
"Bhaiyaa, time kya hua hai!!

80

Hindi

Shaitan ne kaha kisi nek insaan ka number do,
apun usko tang karega.
Maine aapka number diya to shaitan bola:
Abey, marwayega kya?
Yeh to Boss ka number hai.

61

Hindi

I like three things:
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. YOU
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and YOU to..
Oh Hello.. who will clean the table..?

40

English

In next 5 minutes
many National and International celebrities
will call YOU..!!
They all will ask my mobile number.
Please don't give, I am BUSY..Thanks..

30

English |

Subha subha uth ke do kaam kia karo
first ALLAH ka shukar ada kia karo
ke tum zinda ho
second
lux se nahaya karo ta ki doosre bhi zinda reh sakein.

112

Hindi |

Some things I like about u.....
1. ______
2. ______
3. ______
4. ______
5. ______
Arre kuch to achcha kiya hota zindagi mein!!

13

Hindi

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