साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..

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Hindi |
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He who drinks one glass of wine a day
will live to die some other way.

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English |

There are two things that will be believed
of any man whatsoever,
and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
- Booth Tarkington

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How to Control Alcohol drinking habit?
One good way to reduce alcohol consumption is:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad.
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy .

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अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..

85

Hindi |

Aaj utni nahi mai-khane mein,
Jitne kabhi chhod diya karte the paimane mein..

- Vikas Umrao

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Reality is an illusion
created due to lack of alcohol.
-------------Sir Johnie Walker.

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English
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एक शराबी सडक पर जा रहा था |
अचानक फिसलकर वह कीचड में गिर गया |
उसी वक्त बिजली चमकी तो शराबी बोला-
हे भगवान एक तो पहले कीचड में गिरा दिया और अब फोटो भी खींच रहे हो |

- Tarun Goma
7946

Hindi |

Nasha pila ke giraana to sab ko aata hai
mazaa to jab hai ke girton ko thhaam le saaqi
kahin khaali pyaale hain, kahin saagar labaalab hain
ye kya daur hai saaqi, yeh kya taqseem hai saaqi..

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हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..

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