साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..

133

Hindi |

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Hum whiskey nahi pite, Hum rum nahi peete,
Hum gham ke naam jam nahi peete,
Agar mil jaye yaaro ki mehfil,
To khuda ki kasam hum kisi se kam nahi peete !

19634

Hindi |

Narad Muni dharti par BEER pene aya.
12 botal pilane ke baad waiter bola:
Aapko chadti kyun nahi..?
Narad Muni: MAIN BHAGWAN HOO.
Waiter: Chad gayi Na!

7427

Hindi

English se mujhe bahut pyaar hai
thodi mehngi zaroor hoti hai
lekin jab chadti hai to
mazaa aa jaata hai..

7423

Hindi |

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Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

112

English |

Reality is an illusion
created due to lack of alcohol.
-------------Sir Johnie Walker.

156

English

हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..

142

Hindi |

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How to Control Alcohol drinking habit?
One good way to reduce alcohol consumption is:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad.
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy .

116

English |

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Sharaabi boy proposed a girl:
You are as strong as Rum
as fine as Wine
as cool as Beer
as classic as Whisky &
and believe me I am totally 'Talli' on You..

298

English |

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