Trust Me, When I Woke Up Today I Had No Plans Quotes

Trust me, when I woke up today
I had no plans to be awesome,
but still it happened again.

Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

Don't feel bad if someone rejects you,
people usually reject expensive things
because they can't afford them..

Think why you are so sweet,
why you are so innocent,
why you are so intelligent,
why you are so lucky,
why you are so blessed..?
Simple..
ab humse dosti ki hai to thoda faedaa to milega.

Before sleeping pray to God -
Thank you God for making my day end
with the SMS of this great living legend
who's smartness will inspire me
today, tomorrow and always..

Cello the pen of India
Lux the soap of India
Amul the taste of India
You the waste of India
the star of India..

Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight!!
Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight!!
But don't make it a habit because..
i am not free every night.