10Maine poocha chand se ke dekha hai khain
mere yaar sa hasin
chaand ne kaha abey paagal
itni unchaai se kuch dikhaai deta hai kya..
Hindi |
00If you don't like the way I drive,
stay off the sidewalk.
English |
65Before Marriage
Roses are red, Sky is blue,
U r beautiful,
I luv u.
After Marriage
Roses are dead, i have flu,
Don't get on my head,
side ho Tu..
Hindi |
20The most ' heart breaking' moment of our childhood
.
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.
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Jab ghar aaye mehmaan humein 100 rupey dete they
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Aur unke jaane ke baad mummy humse le leti thi..
Hindi |
02RAM lanka jit ke lout rahe the tab,
Shurpnkna boli- Prabhu mera kya hoga?
RAM:kalyug me ayodhya par raj krogi,Par vivah phir bhi nahi hoga
Naam hoga "MAYAWATI".
Hindi
10Ur eyes pathaaka, ur lips rocket,
ur ears chakri, ur baatein fuljhari,
ur style anaar, ur personality bomb..
Tu bhaag ja, i'm coming with candle!!
Hindi
25A guy walks into work with both of his ears bandaged up.
His boss asks, "what happened to you?"
The man replies "I was ironing my clothes
when my phone rang and
I accidentally answered my iron."
His boss then says "Well, that explains one ear,
what about the other one?"
The man says "Well, I had to call the doctor!"
English |
62Ladka: Mere saath chalogi.?
Ladki: Kaha?
Ladka: Jaha tum kaho.
Ladki: Ok, police station chalte hain.
Ladka: Lo bataao ab banda apni behen se mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta.
Hindi
337ਨਿਕੰਮੀ ਔਲਾਦ ਦੀ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਘੱਟ ਸੇਵਾ ਕੀਤੀ ਜਾਏ
ਘਰ ਉੰਨਾ ਜ਼ਯਾਦਾ ਤਰੱਕੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ ..
Punjabi |
00There are three stages of man :
He believes in Santa Claus;
he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus;
he is Santa Claus..
English |
00Every takeoff is optional.
Every landing is mandatory.
English |
20If children's prayer had any effect,
there wouldn't be a single teacher alive.
English |
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