Man In God's Shop: Lord, What Do You Sell? God: Whatever Quotes

Man in God 's shop: Lord, what do you sell?
God : Whatever your heart desires!
Man: I want money, fame and power.
God smiled: Sorry son, I sell seeds not fruits.

Bill Gates give Rs. 50 tip to waiter.
Waiter: Sir, yesterday your son gave Rs. 500 tip and
you gave only 50..?
Bill Gates: He is the son of a millionaire,
I am the son of a farmer..

Barbad-e-gulistaan karne ko to ek hi ullu kaafi tha,
yahaan har shaakh pe ullu baitha hai anjam-e-gulistan kya hoga..

Kisi ne God se poocha: U gave 2 eyes , 2 ears, 2 arms,
2 legs, 2 kidney but why only one heart ..?
God said: Arre..dil bhi do diye hain,
bus doosra dhoondna padta hai..

Sometimes smiling is the greatest act of defiance,
and sometimes asking for help
is the most meaningful example of self-reliance.
Sometimes the best medicine is to
just laugh until you cry,
and sometimes the greatest wisdom comes from
accepting you will just never know why.
Sometimes just going to bed is the best antidote
to trials and tribulations,
and sometimes just being blessed to get up again
and face it all, for one more day, is worthy of celebration..

Everything that happens happens as it should,
and if you observe carefully, you will find this to be so.
- Marcus Aurelius

Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary.
It fulfils the same function as pain in the human body.
It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.