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NATURE OF GURUS:
GURU NANAK DEV JI => Humanity
GURU ANGAD DEV JI => Obedience
GURU AMAR DAAS JI => Equality
GURU RAMDAS JI => Service
GURU ARJAN DEV JI => Self-sacrifice
GURU HARGOBIND JI => Justice
GURU HAR RAI JI => Mercy
GURU HARKRISHAN JI => Purity
GURU TEG BAHADUR JI => Calmness
GURU GOBIND SINGH JI => Royal courage

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Hindi

All the flowers of tomorrow
are in the seeds of today..

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English |

Mann apna purana paapi hai,
barson mein namaazi ban na saka..

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Hindi |

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देखो कैसे घूम रही सड़कों पर कारें
काले शीशों वाली
फिर भी आँखें मूंदें बैठे
बन्दर और मदारी
महिला सुरक्षा के मुद्दे पर करवा लो
इनसे भाषण भारी
सुप्रीम कोर्ट के आदेशों को
ना करती पुलिस जारी
मित्रों शायद हम तुम भी हैं
निर्भया कांड के बलात्कारी ..

34

Hindi |

The number of people who die due to
excess eating or drinking is more than
the number of people who die due to
hunger and thirst..

00

English |

Never make the same mistake twice,
there are so many new ones to make..
Try a different mistake each day.
Enjoy each day!!

42

English

Great words said by Abraham Lincoln:-
Do Tarah Se Dekhne Me Cheeze Chhoti Nazar Aati Hai..
Ek To - Door Se
Dusra - Gurur Se....!!

191

Hindi |

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

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English |

A teacher asked what is forgiveness?

A cute little girl gave this reply :
It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives
even when it is being crushed.

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English

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