30Commerce professor asks a student:
What is the most important source
of finance for starting business..?
Student: Father-in-law
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00"And would you love me as much if my father lost all his money..?"
asked daughter of a rich fellow to her fiancé.
Fiancé: "Has he..?"
Girl: "Why, no."
Fiancé: "Of course I would, darling."
English |
01A carpenter was working on a building.
He was on the second story using an electric saw,
when he accidentally saws off one of his ears.
He looks down on the ground and,
in hopes of finding his ear and
having it sewn back on,
calls to the men working below.
"Hey, do any of you guys see an ear down there?"
One of the men glances around, then yells up,
"Hey buddy! Is this it?"
Carpenter: "No, mine had a pencil behind it!"
English |
10Maine poocha chand se ke dekha hai khain
mere yaar sa hasin
chaand ne kaha abey paagal
itni unchaai se kuch dikhaai deta hai kya..
Hindi |
10Someday your prince will come.
Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
English |
10Ek baat humesha yaad rakhna mere dost ..
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Train kabhi puncture nahi hoti..
Hindi |
20When you are watching,
when you are playing,
when you are sad,
when you are glad,
when you are mad,
when you are upset,
when you have problems,
just call me,
coz my incoming is FREE!
English
40God made each and everyone of us unique
until he got to China.
Copy paste.. copy paste..
English |
00If you don't like the way I drive,
stay off the sidewalk.
English |
30Woh meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gaye,
Woh meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gaye..
Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki
Woh RADDI bechkar hi ameer ho Gaye..
Hindi |
20Judge: You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta hai..?
Judge: How dare you call me saala..?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ aisa kehta hai..?
Hindi |
33In our life four things can come any time:
1. Love
2. Friendship
3. Money
4. ????
4. Susu
Hindi
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