12Once in a jungle all animals were eating
Pan Paraag Pan Masala.
But Giraffe was not eating. Why ?
Because - Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand - Manikchand..
Hindi |
01I believe that if life gives you lemons,
you should make lemonade...
And try to find somebody
whose life has given them vodka,
and have a party.
- Ron White
English |
10Class ki Group Photo dekhte hue Teacher bacchon se kehne lagi:
Jab tum log bade ho kar yeh photo dekhoge to kahoge,
Yeh Raju hai jo America chala gaya...
Yeh Chandu hai jo London chala gaya..
aur yeh pappu hai jo wahi ka wahi reh gaya..
Pappu gusse se bola: "Aur yeh humaari Teacher hain
jinka dehant ho gaya.."
Hindi |
81Ye Mera New No. Hai - 9953723352.
- Vikas Umrao
Plz save kar lena..
Or Haan ek baat suno...
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Maze ki baat to dekho purana bhi yahi hai..
Hindi |
11Jack n Jill:
Jekwaa n Jilwaa..gaye upar hilwaa..pania bharan ke vaaste
jekwaa gir gawaa..ooka khopdi phoot gawa
aur jilwaa aawat ludkan poora raaste.
Hindi
01I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
English |
10A naughty kid was sitting on the toilet but potty was not coming.
After many efforts he got frustrated and shouted:
Aley aa jaa yaal,
main tujhe khaa thori jaunga..
Hindi |
32English Grammar Teacher:
"Woh Ladki Sab Ladko Se Hans - Hans Kar Baat Karti Hai."
Batao is Sentence Mein Ladki Kya Hai?
Student: Sir, Ladki "Chalu" Hai.
Hindi |
539Winter comes again and again
summer comes again and again
but a person like you never comes again
because God never commits mistake again..
English |
5111An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute..
ki kar lega fruit!!
Punjabi
02Three FASTEST means of Communication:
a. Tele-Phone
b. Tele-Vision
c. Tell-a- Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE..
English |
90How to sleep faster:
- Vidhi
Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..
English |
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