Replace your toothbrush
before it becomes
SunFlower..

10

English |

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Nigaahein kisi se mila kar to dekho,
dil ki baat kisi ko bataa kar to dekho,
sab aayenge khud tumhaare paas..
lagaataar ek hafte tak nahaa kar to dekho.

45

Hindi

Boy: Main keha sohneyo, jutti te badi sohni paai hoi hai.
Girl: Utaaroon kya?
Boy: Main keha pajaami te hor v sohni hai.....

61

Punjabi

I like three things:
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. YOU
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and YOU to..
Oh Hello.. who will clean the table..?

40

English

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in Hindi?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was hindi..??

54

Hindi

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A scientist cannot be a president but Kalam did it.
A conductor cannot be a superstar but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile , but u mere lal..
mind blowing..u did it..

00

English

What is meant by ABCDEFG..?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
GFEDCBA means..?
Girl Forgets Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again.

30

English

Kitnagussaaataahaijabkoibinaspaceskesmsbhejtahai
aurkitnamazaataahaijabkoibewakoofaankheinfaadfaad
karussmskopadhnekikoshishkartahai
aurfirmuskuraatahai..

24

Hindi

Oh sms! jaake meri dost ko " I MISS U " kehna.
"SAVE" kare to "shukriya" kehna.
"DELETE" kare to "bevafa" kehna.
Aur agar "naa padhe" to us se "1 rupyaa" le lena!

51

Hindi

Five roses just for you
because you are a special person:
1st rose - for friendship
2nd rose - for trust
3rd rose - for wealth
4th rose - for happiness
and the last 5th kaan par lagaa lena.

21

Hindi

Purushottam shri Ramchandraji ko lanka safar ke liye
500 bandaro ki zaroorat hai.
499 pahoonch chuke hai.
sms milte hi turant niklo.
JAI SHRI RAM!

11

Hindi

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