Simple line...
"Empty Pockets teaches million things in life ..."
But,
"Full Pockets spoil U in million ways..."

21

English |

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We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

Dont argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to an idiotic level and
beat you because of vast experience.

20

English |

If someone argues or makes fun of you,
Don't Mind it,
because it is the law of nature
that the tree which bears the sweetest fruits
gets the maximum number of stones.

30

English

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A person in solitude is subject to
all kinds of doubts and uncertainties at every moment.
Hence, the company of the holy and virtuous should be sought.

00

English |

Barbad-e-gulistaan karne ko to ek hi ullu kaafi tha,
yahaan har shaakh pe ullu baitha hai anjam-e-gulistan kya hoga..

135

Urdu |

Bahut khoobsurat hoti hain
vo bachpan ki yaadein
khuda mujhe le chale wahin
jahaan jooth aur fareb nahi
bas masoomiyat hai..

72

Hindi |

Life is full of - Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham..
When it ends - Na Tum Jaano Na Hum..
So lets do masti..who knows - Kal Ho Na Ho..

30

English

Five important lessons to learn from a humble pencil:
1st- It tells you that everything u do will always leave a mark.
2nd- U can always correct the mistakes u can make.
3rd- What's important is what is inside u & not outside of u.
4th- In life u will undergo painful sharpenings which will make u better in what u do.
Lastly, to be the best u can be, u must allow urself to be held and guided by the hand that holds u.

20

English

A drop of water when falls on a lake
it looses it's identity, looses it's shine,
looses it's shape..
But when it falls on a shell it becomes a pearl.
Moral: Company matters.

21

English

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