Santa Got A Mercedes Benz On His Birthday. But He Is Quotes

Santa got a Mercedes Benz on his birthday.
But he is not driving.
Why..?
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.
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He don't want to sit on Driver's Seat..!!

Santa opens the door of his car,
when suddenly another car came along
and hit the door,
ripping it off completely.
Santa to Police Officer: Look what they've done to my Car! He whined.

"You are so materialistic, you make me sick!", retorted the officer.
"You're so worried about your car,
that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh no!", replied Santa ,
finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.
"Where's my Rolex..?!"

Santa ki beti: Papa kal aapke ghar se ek member kam ho jaaega.
Next day Santa ki beti bhaag jaati hai.
Santa : Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per
thi woh Jyotshi!

Banta: Kya hua Santa , chup kyun hai..?
Santa : Aaj mere dost ka Happy Birthday hai aur
mujhe sms bhejna hai.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai,
fir tu udaas kyun hai..?
Kya mobile mein balance nahi hai..?
Santa : Mere paas mobile nahi hai.

एक बार संता अपनी पत्नी जीतो के साथ कॉफी पीने जाता है और
दो हॉट कॉफी ऑर्डर करता है,
कुछ देर बाद जैसे ही वेटर कॉफी लेकर आता है तो संता, जीतो से कहता है:
संता: ओ जीतो जल्दी-जल्दी कॉफी पी ले अगर ठण्डी हो गई तो फ़ालतू में ज्यादा पैसे देने पड़ेंगे!
जीतो: क्यों क्या हुआ? मुंह जलवाने से तो अच्छा है कि, यह थोड़ी ठंडी हो जाए उसके बाद पिएं!
संता: पागल तूने इनकी रेट लिस्ट नहीं देखी, हॉट कॉफी 15 रुपए और कोल्ड कॉफ़ी 45 रुपए की है!

10 people beating a sardaar,
but he was laughing..
A man asked,
"Why are you laughing?"
Sardaar: Main Joginder hun,
yeh log mujhe Parminder samajh ke maar rahe hain!!

Santa : Aaj Tere Mobile Pe Bade
"I LOVE U" Ke Msg Aa Rahe Hai, Kya Baat Hai?
Banta: O Kuch Nahi Yaar, Apni Aaisi Kismat Kaha,
Aaj Toh BIWI Ka Mobile Laya Hu..