A Teacher's Training Is Like Pooh It Certainly Smells Bad But Good Quotes

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

World might have been inhabitable
if it had been devoid of guidance from teachers..

Teacher to sharma: Tum mein kuch kamiyan hain.
Sharma agle din coat pant pehan kar aata hai.
Teacher: What�s this.
Sharma: Raymond, The Complete Man.

A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..

One day a teacher was having a first-grade class in physiology.
She asked them if they knew that
there was a burning fire in the body all of the time.
One little girl stood up and said:
"Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke."

Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..

Teacher to a primary student:
Aaj tum late kaise? School to saat baje shuru ho jaata hai.
Kid: Madam, aap meri itni chinta mat kiya karo..
log galaat samjhenge.