Elephant, cow and donkey arguing on
who is the best.
Elephant: I help to move heavy loads.
Cow: I give milk.
Say something, ya ya its ur turn..

20

English
mani_16_teasing.jpg

Did i do anything wrong..?
Then why are you avoiding me..?
Atleast remember me once in a week.
It's really hurting me.
with love ,
ur TooThBruSh.

133

English

IAH AYAG AYID ANAB FOOQAWEB OK PAA:-
Samjh aya?
Nahin?
Spelling end ki taraf se padho..

53

Hindi |

Have you ever seen a monkey wrapped in polythene?
NO???????????
OK then see ur "IDENTITY CARD".

40

English

I like three things:
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. YOU
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and YOU to..
Oh Hello.. who will clean the table..?

40

English
spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg

Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind.
Me: Master mind.
U: Never mind.

31

English

Paagal ki 3 nishaaniyaan:
1. Bewaqt miss call karna.
2. Paagal sms muskura kar padhega.
3. Neeche mat padhna
Jo kaam manaa karo, paagal woh zaroor karega.

10

Hindi

Taraste hue teri girlfriend ke haathon ne,
teri kalaai ko chua hai.....
jaise uski dil ki dhadkan pooch rahi ho,
"Bhaiyaa, time kya hua hai!!

80

Hindi

Aapki yaad aai,
kalam uthaai aapki tasveer banaai.
Sochaa tha tasveer ko seene se lagaa kar rakhenge
per woh to bachchon ko daraane ke kaam aai.

41

Hindi

When cloud breaks - rain falls
When coconut breaks - water falls
When love breaks - tears fall
When your head breaks - Oh HAY !

12

English |

Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi,
jisme se sab perfume ki tarah ud jaata tha,
par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gayaa,
Bhagwaan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN dost sabko mile..!!

90

Hindi

Dil ka tamaasha dekha nahi jaata,
toota hua sitaara dekha nahi jaata,
apne hisse ke saare sms aapko de dun..
mujhse kanjooso ka khaali inbox dekha nahi jaata.

60

Hindi

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