60Tavye par pada popcorn uchalta kyun hai..?
Socho..
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Khud baith kar dekho,
pata chal jaayega!
Hindi
40Have you ever seen a monkey wrapped in polythene?
NO???????????
OK then see ur "IDENTITY CARD".
English
80Paani mein tairna machchli ka style,
hawa mein udna panchi ka style,
different message bhejna apna style,
free mein sms padhna aapka style..
Padho-padho..kanjoos..
Hindi
110Kal ek sapna dekha ki
Swarag ke ek bade se haal mein
Bhagwaan Ji ne sabko apne paap likhne ko kahaa.
Maine likhna shuru hi kiya tha ki
tum chillaye-"Xtra sheet plzz....."
Hindi
10The first testicular guard
was used in cricket in 1874 and
the first helmet was used in 1974.
It took 100 years for men to realize that
brain is also important.
English
21I can't help it but tell you that
awesome ends with 'me' and
ugly starts with 'u'..
English |
94Bhoot ka beta apni maa se bola,
Maa, main kitnaa daraawanaa hun..?
Maa boli- Beta tu to fir bhi theek hai,
unko dekh jo yeh sms padh rahe hain.
Hindi
20Who is Hot?
It's U.
Who's Charming?
It's U.
Who's Sweetest?
It's U.
Who's Smart?
It's U.
Who's Darling of Millions?
It's U.
Zyaadaa udo mat, yeh message mujhe aaya tha..
Hindi
14Ni Ni Sa sa re re sa sa re re
Saaa reee saa ree dha maa pa
dha maa pa dha Nii sa re
ga ma re pa
He He..
bas karo mere Indian Idol..
English |
30What is meant by ABCDEFG..?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
GFEDCBA means..?
Girl Forgets Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again.
English
171Laughing at myself
I have a friend like You..
English |
52Garmi ke mausam mein most importantly
Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani
gora rang kala na pad jaaye..
Hindi |
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