Maine Kaha Dilruba, Usne Kaha Ice-Cream Khilaa.. Maine Kaha Paise Nahi, Usne Kaha Quotes

Maine kaha Dilruba,
usne kaha Ice-Cream khilaa..
Maine kaha Paise nahi,
usne kaha Aise nahi..
Maine kaha mehngaai hai,
usne kaha Tu bhi mera bhai hai..

If doctors start making films
titles wud be:
kabhi funsi..kabhi jakham
hum blood de chuke sanam
maine mbbs kyon kiya
ab tumhaare hawaale operation saathiyon
humaara stethoscope aapke paas hai
mujhe kuch kaatna hai
kaho na bukhaar hai
appendix mil gaya
kal patient ho na ho.

Engg. Student: Sir humne aisi cheez banayi hai jisse hum
deewar ke us paar bhi dekh sakte hain.....

Sir: Wow, fantastic! Kya hai woh?

Student:
Suraakh.......

Boy asked God : Why she loves rose which dies in a day.
But doesn't love me who dies for her every day.

God replied:




Mast hai, Facebook pe daal. ;-)

I am on a Mission.
Mission to avoid you,
to forget you,
to get rid of you,
to not to talk or meet you,
in short - Mission Impossible..

I believe that if life gives you lemons,
you should make lemonade...
And try to find somebody
whose life has given them vodka,
and have a party.
- Ron White

Three signs that a person is working in Coporate:
1. Stressed
2. Depressed
3. Still Well Dressed..