When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .

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Wife : Yesterday night I saw a dream
that you were sending me jewelry and clothes!
Husband : Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.

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You cheat God thousands of times.
But God is so kind,
He doesn't punish you every time..
He just gets you MARRIED once....:

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English |

Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.

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Hindi

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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English

Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."

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English

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

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English

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