00Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .
English
20A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!
English
40Wife : Darling, mujhse koi aisi baat kaho
ki main khush bhi ho jaaun aur gussa bhi..
Husband : Tum meri zindagi ho aur..
Wife : Aur kya? Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted tell me aur kya?
Husband : Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
Hindi
20Why love marriage is better than arranged..?
Because a known devil is better
than an unknown ghost..!!
English
00Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!
English
01I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
English
10A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
English
00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .
English
00Women live a Better,Longer
& Peaceful Life ,
as compared to men.
WHY?
Santa replied:
Because Women don't have a Wife !
English |
10Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
English
11WIFE STANDS FOR
1.Worries Invited For Ever
2.With Idiot For Ever
3.Without Information Fighting Everytime
4.Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
5.(Yet Thinking.... ;-)
English
00Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.
English |
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